Frontal Assault Friday 1/14: A Green Dilemma

Who would have ever thought that a western would be sitting pretty in the number one slot at the box office in this day and age?  Pretty sad that we have to settle for Jeff Bridges doing his Dude-In-A-Cowboy-Hat act because we lack a decent selection of quest items at out local cinemas.  

If you're wondering why that gun toting crackpot went on a rampage last weekend and shot the hell out of a crowd full of people, it's because he had to sit through "Yogi Bear" in godawful 3D.  I don't blame him.

This weekend will no doubt incite another shooting spree somewhere in the country judging by the selection of quest items being 'dumped' upon the American public.  Onward...

Following the death of his father, Britt Reid (Seth Rogan.  Are you laughing yet?) teams up with his late dad's assistant Kato (Jay Chou) to become a masked crime fighting team.

No doubt anyone over 60 will be bitching about how they screwed up this character, and anyone under the age of 30 will care less so long as Rogan does some 'funny shit', in 3D.

Now I know why those animals have been dying en masse.

Director Ron Howard graces us with this story of a man whose best friend's wife is having an affair.

Does anyone even remember Ron Howard at this point?  His last effort was that Tom Hanks crapfest "Angels & Demons."  If you're in the mood for a cinema induced coma this weekend, this may be the quest item for you.

Why is Paul Blart still getting work?



Begin the assault!

"Deeds, not words..."